The Life of a Lab Rat Apr 08

Volunteering as a research subject may seem like a crazy and slightly desperate thing to do. However, for data-hungry honours/grad/post doc students who are in desperate need of people just like yourselves for their experiments, being a lab rat may be a fun and lucrative hobby. The third head and new-found ability to telepathically communicate with pasta is also a bonus.

Most studies require an hour or two of ‘work’, but pay (on average) $10 – $15 an hour. It’s a quick way to make some extra cash and potentially participate in some pretty cool research!

Someone who hasn’t volunteered as a research subject may have some misgivings. Let me quell your fears – in scientific studies, the researcher will usually fully brief you on the tasks that you will be performing unless the way the experiment is designed requires otherwise. Privacy is a big deal and is handled very seriously by the researchers – they will not refer to you by name in their reports or release any identifiable information about you to the public. Prior to the study, you will sign a contract stating that you are able to stop the experiment at any point if you feel uncomfortable.

I will not participate in experiments which require me to consume an experimental drug or other unidentifiable items, or to receive substances intravenously (and these usually pay a lot more than $10/hr, more in the $xxxx.xx range!) since I’m a wimp. However I’ve participated in non-invasive experiments which hooked me up to an EEG Machine, required me to use a computer, or sit in a dark room for an hour listening to tones and looking for lights. Part of the fun is seeking out weird projects! With scientific research, you’re pretty much guaranteed to get something completely different each time.

But wait Spiffy Owl,’ I can hear you tweet, ‘how do I find these lucrative opportunities to donate my body to science?‘. Hearken my dear lost owlet, one needs only to wander through the halls of your local Psychology Department to be bombarded with the flyers of many a desperate researcher. January and February are particularly fruitful months, as crunch-time is upon these poor students to complete their thesis. You may also want to see if your local University has an online board for this kind of stuff – simply add your email to the list to be notified of future studies. Hospitals may also be good hunting grounds. Generally once you’ve applied for one study, they’ll put you on a list (with your permission) as a potential candidate for others.

I’ve got a couple of studies that I will be participating in lined up for the coming months They will be recorded here for your amusement. In the meantime, Spiffy out.

Threadless Gift Certificates for Cheap! Jan 29

Were you instead looking for a List of Threadless Owl shirts?

threadlessI liked Threadless, a community-driven online t-shirt design contest and store, before they were cool. But now that everyone and their mom knows about them (for good reason, their shirts are freakin’ awesome!) there are a lot of people wondering how to grab a Threadless shirt for cheap. Not that buying one will break the bank, some shirts are priced at just $6!

Being thrifty just means you can afford more shirts though, and I wanted to share a little trick I used to snag a $100 Threadless Gift Certificate for cheap. A trick just four letters long: eBay! That’s right, every so often Threadless gift certificates pop up for sale on eBay, and if you’re lucky it’s easy to grab one at a heavy discount. Just the other day I purchased a $100 Threadless Gift Certificate for $50 on eBay. Luckily, Threadless was also having a t-shirt sale (they do this often), and I was able to order 9 shirts (with shipping!). That comes to like what, an average of $5.55 a shirt?! Schweet. Couple that with the fact that Threadless will pay me $1.50 for each photo I submit of myself wearing one of their shirts, and I basically only paid about $4.00 per item of clothing. Triple schweet.

So give it a try. eBay first, search for a good deal, then hit up Threadless and order what your heart desires. I’m putting together a post of some of the best shirts, so stay tuned!

Promoting Unlimited Wii Downloads Jan 02

unlimitedwii05Since acquiring a free $100 facebook advertising voucher, I’m been scouring the web looking for an affiliate program to promote. I’ve never tried affiliate marketing before, but I’ve heard numerous success stories.

I came across Unlimited Wii Downloads and thought that this was something that would be of interest to the facebook crowd. This site supposedly lets you download games, videos, and music to your Nintendo Wii system. A quick search on the internet shows that this site has generally favourable reviews, and that the software works. Unfortunately I do not own a Wii, so I can’t test or vouch for the program.

Membership for the site is either $39.95 (for one month) or $49.95 (for a lifetime). Promising a payout of 75% for each membership sold, I will need to sell either ~3-4 one month memberships, or ~2-3 lifetime memberships to break-even on the $100 facebook voucher.

I’ve applied to create the ad via facebook using the following settings. I’ve heard they are quite strict on accepting ads, but we’ll see. Hopefully persistance pays off.

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The wording of the ad is important. I choose a question for the title, a technique known to capture attention more often than a simple statement. A brief description of the service, as well as a call to action is included in the ad description.

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I chose the United States as my target market instead of Canada, for the simple reason that the website I am promoting caters first to Americans (the price is listed in USD). I’m targetting people over 18, since those are the ones who posess credit cards. I’ve included both males and females since, despite popular opinion, there are almost as many female gamers as males (I should know, I am a female gamer!). Keywords are restricted to anything containing ‘Wii’.

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And finally, I’ve set my daily budget to $5.00 and my max bid per click to $0.10. That means that each time a facebook user sees my ad and clicks it, up to 10 cents will be deducted from my account. I will probably need to adjust this later since this budget is quite conservative.

So now I just need to cross my fingers and hope that facebook approves the ad. I’ll keep you updated!

Edit: Holy that was fast. Within an hour (and before I could even get this blog post up) facebook has approved the ad! I’ll watch it for a couple of days and update the Spiffy Owl with any progress.

Happy New Year! Jan 01

Here I am wishing all my readers a craptastic 2009!

I’d like to share a super wicked site that I’ve been following religiously for the past couple of years. It’s known as Cockeyed.com, and is run by an intrepid fellow by the name of Rob Cockerham.

Each year he creates a calendar containing photographic highlights of his articles and experiments. That in itself is neat, since a lot of the stuff he does is hilarious, but as an added bonus you can actually request for your birthday to be printed on the calendar!

I finally took the plunge this year and purchased one to help support one of my favourite websites. Check it out:

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On the left is my birthday. On the right is the image for January, taken from the investigation into Cash4Gold.

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outletbathtubYes, that’s a nail you can see in the left there. I ask you, what other seller-of-calendars would have the insight to include a hanging device with every purchase?

The Instant Outlet? was also a surprise gift. In just five seconds and no electrical experience, I was able to install the outlet in a place where no outlet has ever been installed before.

Beautiful.

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Free $100 Facebook Advertising Voucher / Coupon! Dec 11

Yet another facebook freebie – sign up for the Visa Business Network (it’s a facebook application) and have a $100 facebook advertising voucher sent directly to your inbox!

I haven’t tried affiliate marketing yet but this seems like a great opportunity to get my feet wet. It could make me some cash, or it could be a bust. Basically what I’ll try to do is find a good program that I can promote on facebook to a target audience, and attempt to make more than the cost ($100) back. The good news is that since the voucher is free, there’s really no risk – I wont actually have to spend anything!

If anyone has some programs they’d like to recommend shoot me a comment. If you have a referral ID I’ll sign up under it if I decide to give your program a spin. And of course, I’ll document the whole process on the Spiffy Owl if anyone else would like to try it out!